you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
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I have a love/hate relationship with tumblr
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- regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
- me in the shower: accepting award
- me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
- me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite fanfic
- me in the shower: life problems
- me in the shower: performing while on tour
- me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
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Single Parenting: Dad Edition
Watttt
How?
Ingenuitive dad…
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Because it happens to all of us. So if you ever feel alone, re-read this.
this is beautiful
God, i needed this.
Wow. Just .. Amen to this, *reblog reblog reblog*.
ALL MY FOLLOWERS NEED TO READ THIS, ILY ALL<3
T Y PO S I CA N’ T
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